Love it or hate it Facebook is. It just is. And it thinks it can get to know you by asking you many many questions about yourself. So you can all get to know me as well as Facebook does I have compiled a list of FAQs from the FB and will answer them as honestly as I can. Let’s get started shall we?
1. Which Serial Killer are you? – Either The Zodiac Killer (secret codes are neato) or Aileen Wuornos (loved that movie! Yay Charlize Theron!)
2. Which 80s band are you? – Duran Duran because they always looked so pretty or Madness because I always wanted a British accent.
3. Which character from Lost are you most like? – I’d say we all have a little bit of each character in us. That’s why it was such a good show. This quiz says I’m Boone. Who would you be?
4. Which Muppet are you? – Janice because she always seemed to know where the good shit was…or The Swedish Chef. He was lucky – He got to have real hands.
5. Which TV Mom are you? – This is a toughy since I’m not all that maternal. I’ll give you two…for cartoon Mom Lois Griffin. For real person Mom either Roseanne or Kitty Foreman.
6. What office character are you? – Definitely Pam…pre-babies Pam when she was the receptionist which actually meant she ran the place.
7. Which Steel Magnolias character are you? – Louisa “Ouiser” Boudreaux. No question.
8. What is your power animal? – So I found this super cheesy quiz and my inner animal spirit is a cat. I am elegant, understanding and intuitive. I’m often deep in thought and am empathetic. Oh yeah…and rather lazy at times. Meow.
9. Which Quentin Tarantino Character are you? – Another tough one. There’s so many….I’ll say Shosanna Dreyfus from Inglorious Basterds. She successfully got away from that nasty Nazi fella then…well…I say they deserved it.
10. Are you a true Southerner? – Yes and No. I was born in the South but I’m lookin’ California and feelin’ Minnesota.
11. Which celebrity would play me in a movie of my life? – These are some hard questions…Zooey Deschanel.
12. What is your symbol? – An Aum.
13. Where will you go when you die? – How very depressing. Someplace nice I hope…or I’d wanna come back as a cat (see # 8). Here’s some info on the afterlife…
14. What’s your personality type? – ISFJ. At least according to the one I googled. There are hundreds floating around the internets.
15. How sarcastic are you really? – I’m not at all. Really.
16. What time period should you be living in? – The Late 60s. Or Early 80s. Or Ancient Egypt. Or The Future…
17. Who were you in high school? – The same person I am now only younger. See #15.
18. What kind of sushi are you? – Not the kind with the seaweed on the outside. It gets stuck in my throat…eww.
19. Are you on a boat? – Nope.
20. What’s your ideal career? – Good question…something that has nothing to do with selling people things.
21. Which race would you belong to in Middle Earth? – Finally!! An easy one! A Hobbit. I do have the hat already…
22. Which dead rock star are you? – John Lennon. Me and my friends used to sit around singing Beatles songs and I would always volunteer to sing his part. They didn’t want to sing the dead guys part.
23. Which personality disorder do you have? – Huh…now that’s a bit personal. You can read up on it here.
24. What is your hippie name? – Rosebud. Actually it was almost my real name. Thanks Dad! Good save!
25. What Star Wars character are you? – Jeeeeeeez. Another hard one. Padme Amidala. Same reason as #2…her oufits rocked!
26. What Smith’s song are you? – There Is A Light That Never Goes Out comes to mind. A great love song I think. “And if a 10-ton truck kills the both of us / To die by your side, well, the pleasure, the privilege is mine.”
27. Which Beatles song are you? – I’m So Tired. And these.
28. Are you a potato? – No. But my neighbor is.
29. Which famous historical couple are you? – Interesting since I’m only one person. I’ll say Sid & Nancy. I went as them to a Halloween party in high school. Not super historical I know. Maybe Antony and Cleopatra…but they were so tragic…
30. Which horror movie are you? – No idea really. If there’s one about a girl who sleeps with a nightlight then that one.
31. Which LOLcat are you? – This one.
32. Which corny pickup line are you? – “Hey…you wanna get a pizza and have sex? What’s the matter you don’t like pizza?”
33. Which Bluth are you? – Michael. Or maybe Maeby. Maybe.
34. What type of sandwich are you? – A turkey sub (hold the cheese) from Piccolas.
35. What Princess bride character are you? – Princess Buttercup of course.
36. What John Hughes character are you? – A combination of Watts, Allison Reynolds, Andie Walsh and Leona.
37. What is your hidden super power? – Well if I told you it wouldn’t be hidden. And I’d hafta kill you…
38. What is your level of awesomeness? – Meh…I’m not all that awesome. (see #15.)
What I See Right Now. 